Wednesday, November 14, 2007

New Jersey Votes On Death Penalty Ban

The New Jersey Assembly will vote on Dec. 13 whether to abolish the death penalty. What do you think? The Onion

Old Woman

Kira Hauser,
Registered Nurse
"That's good, but I'd still rather kill people in New York."

Black Man

Ed Dolby,
Vending Machine Reapairman
"Hey, I'm all for the decision, just as long as New Jersey doesn't get rid of the slow, torturous death of a regular prison sentence."

Young Man

George Dean,
Systems Analyst
"They haven't executed anybody in 44 years. Shouldn't they at least try it before abolishing it all together?"

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